CEO OF NOTHING Tee
$45.00
Promoted to the top and doing absolutely the least. This 8-bit graphic tee is for the high-achievers of low-stakes living, featuring a cluttered pixel-art desk for the executive who has successfully delegated every single responsibility to their cat.
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Product Info
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Feel: Heavyweight, vintage-wash cotton with a broken-in feel.
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Fit: Oversized "boyfriend" fit—size down if you actually want to work.
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Graphic: High-density pixel screen print that won’t crack like your 1996 dial-up connection.
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Origin: Curated for the cult-film dept; no trend-chasing allowed.
Return & Refund Policy
All sales are final unless the item is defective. We’re an independent shop, not a mass-market giant—please check the size guide before you "Add to Cart." If we messed up, email us and we’ll fix it.
Shipping Info
We ship via the WGC Logistics fleet. Orders typically process in 2-4 business days. Once it’s out of our hands, you’ll get a tracking number to obsess over until it arrives.
